1. best-of-memes:

    this man won the internet

    (via nightwings-arse)


  2. xxxkit:

    imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

    (Source: asscrab, via laughtime)

  4. We Are Assassins.

    (Source: ssophoo, via sol-relay)

  5. chaystar:


    “we’re gonna fucking die”

    (Source: mewtwos, via bestfunny)


    1. God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
    2. Jesus:
    3. Jesus:
    4. Jesus:
    5. Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

  6. monicalewinsky1996:

    communicating with straight men is becoming increasingly difficult

    (via abigailwlker)

  7. (Source: the-pomp, via ciarachimera)

  8. courtneygodbey:

    "Luna had decorated her bedroom ceiling with five beautifully painted faces: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Neville. They were not moving as the portraits at Hogwarts moved, but there was a certain magic about them all the same; Harry thought they breathed. What appeared to be fine golden chains wove around the pictures, linking them together, but after examining them for a minute or so, Harry realized that the chains were actually one word, repeated a thousand times in golden ink: friends…friends…friends…friends… Harry felt a great rush of affection for Luna" — Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

    (via espoopee)


    1. english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
    2. english is their first language: hte fuckign

  9. caelas:

    girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

    (via sloth-grunge)

  10. nitosphere:

    I was looking through my elementary school yearbook and I found this gem

    (via espoopee)

  11. (Source: rubyredwisp, via espoopee)

  12. maikevierkant:

    Space Foxes (because space animals are fun).
    Edit: Prints now available here!

    Space Bunnies

    Space Turtles

    Space Koalas


  13. a list of things that’s keeping me from Tumblr (besides school)

    the fandoms i’m in right now:

    • The Wolf Among Us (especially Sheriff Wolf, rawr)
    • Persona 4 (KanjixNaoto!!!)
    • The Last of Us (this is a long time ago, but this one just too deep)
    • The Batman Arkham series (who wouldn’t be?)
    • …Pewdiepie…(is there room for a sis in the bro army?)
    • DreadOut (this fucking indie horror game, goddamnit!)
    • Neverending Nightmares (another indie horror game, goddamnit!!!)

    btw, i don’t play the last two tho, i don’t have the machine nor the money to get them, but I watch people play this while fume in jealousy, lolz